Pig

I don't know how to introduce this. Anyway, why don't you just read on?

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§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:36):

anyway, there was once a dog named boo

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:39):

did u 4get to signoff or something?

SagYer! says (00:40):

no no

SagYer! says (00:40):

yeah..... me n u n a dog named boo

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:40):

no

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:40):

not me

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:40):

and not u

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:40):

just the dog named boo

SagYer! says (00:41):

ok.... and what did he do?

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:41):

barked

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:42):

except nothing significant came out of his bark

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:42):

it was more like a baa

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:42):

the rk never made it

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:42):

hence they used to call him boobaa

SagYer! says (00:42):

oh.. so was it the outcome of a cross with a sheep?

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:42):

not really

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:43):

then it'd be a sheep-dog

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:43):

and mary would have major migranes

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:43):

migraines, I mean

SagYer! says (00:44):

mary had enough migraines with that lamb

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:44):

yes, it's a pity

SagYer! says (00:44):

but the doctor was surely amazed

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:44):

if only she'd find a frog instead

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:44):

or the mid wife

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:44):

we won't know

SagYer! says (00:44):

or had reallly long hair

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:45):

I never really understood

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:45):

what was the piggy doing on the railway line

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:45):

they don't xactly pick up stones

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:45):

not their natural behaviour

SagYer! says (00:45):

true

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:45):

maybe he was under the influence of booze

SagYer! says (00:46):

still. why would it pick stones?

SagYer! says (00:46):

that too at the railway line?

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:46):

it's answerable, if we put on our boots, and turn to mr. watson and mr. holmes

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:46):

pig sty had no stones

SagYer! says (00:46):

that would be just physical though

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:46):

so he went to the railway line

SagYer! says (00:47):

unless we invoke their spirits into us oc

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

because as a child

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

he was told

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

when u want stones, the railway line is the place to go

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

and then his peers forced him

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

to drink

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

and he had never drunk before

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

and when he did

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

he did not know how he shud feel

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:47):

so he thought, why not pick up some stones?

SagYer! says (00:47):

or prolly he did that just so that ppl would create a nursery rhyme out of it

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

naaa, that's too straight forwar

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

and I don't think he'd have that kind of intelligence

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

it's not a dolphin

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

or a mouse

SagYer! says (00:48):

mouse?

SagYer! says (00:48):

h2g2?

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

why not?

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

if a pig was asked the answer

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:48):

he'd prolly reply 2

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

because they never really learn to count

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

beyond 2

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

of course, he could reply 1

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

but then that would be too cliched

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

since he already uses 1 a lot

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

but that has strange consequences

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:49):

they can never count if they have all their legs

SagYer! says (00:50):

i pig can count....

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:50):

so they go one, two, then one, two again

SagYer! says (00:50):

but it would be in unary i guess

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:50):

so they have two two legs

SagYer! says (00:50):

no... it would be 1 1 1 1 1 1

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:50):

it's quite simplified for them

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:50):

six ones?

SagYer! says (00:50):

then it would be 1 1

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:50):

I don't think I get that

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:51):

plus so many ones would be difficult to count

SagYer! says (00:51):

well a pig won't really count all that much u know

SagYer! says (00:51):

n besides its unary

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:51):

no, if he were to count his legs in unary, it's gonna take four unary counts

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:51):

and they won't know four

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:51):

so that's quite a problem I tell you

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

actually, all of this is making my head spin

SagYer! says (00:52):

the concept of four won't really exist in unary for a pig

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

poor pig

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

he must have felt the same

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

and probably instead of heading to the nearest dump

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

he went to the railway line

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

and saw the stones

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

and he must have gone all hyper

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

seeing them for the first time

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:52):

all the folktales about stones

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

all the mom's stories

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

all came flooding back, flashing by

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

totally mesmerized

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

and choo choo came along the train

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

but he would not...

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

rather

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

could not move

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

he was stuck

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:53):

the stones made him do that

SagYer! says (00:54):

thats the rhyme? i dun know the rhyme actually

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:54):

how can u not know the rhyme?

SagYer! says (00:54):

whats it called?

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:54):

piggy on the railway line, picking up stones, down came the engine and broke piggy's bones

SagYer! says (00:54):

really?

SagYer! says (00:54):

din know

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:54):

ah said the piggy, that's not fair. oh said the engine driver, I don't care

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:54):

now that's really strange

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:54):

what was the engine doing all alone on the railway track

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:55):

the driver must be drunk as well

SagYer! says (00:55):

ha ha

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:55):

taking the engine on a joy ride

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:55):

maybe the pig and the driver hooked up later on

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:55):

naaaa... don't think that happened tho

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:55):

they were very rude to each other in their conversation

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:55):

so that can't be happening

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

meanwhile no1 ever asked the engine what it wanted to do

SagYer! says (00:56):

hooked up? the poor piggy has broken bones

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

poor thing must have suffered some damage at the very least

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

but no

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

the evil engine driver would not stoop

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

er, stop

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

chugged the engine on and on

SagYer! says (00:56):

u never know

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:56):

into another nursery rhyme

SagYer! says (00:56):

he might've slammed the brakes

SagYer! says (00:57):

but he wasn't quick enough

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:57):

hmmm

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:57):

that's the worst part about rhymes

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:57):

they keep all the juicy details away from u

§ Hrishikesh | Whoa! says (00:57):

cheating